purdyyface asked: Once upon a time there was this girl that lived two houses down from me and we were going to school and her dog ran outside and her dad yelled at me to grab her so I did then we became BFFs. Now we just yell and say mean things together. Because 5 yrs later and we're still BFFs.

Once upon a time me and this girl made a “lotion” out of icey hot and a million other kinds of lotions. Now we get asked all the time where the other one is because it’s abnormal for us to be apart.